My self-driving car is too slow; it takes forever to get anywhere. I would teleport instead but it gives me a headache.   Actually, I… Read More »Future World Problems

Tell my buddy “yo” Switch my face with coworker’s A vanishing note   Fling birds into pigs Catch a digital creature Play slots on my… Read More »There’s an App for That

Pounding down energy drinks, booting up my PC; got my   back-lit keyboard 4k monitor high speed bandwidth razer gaming mouse.   ***You ready, son? … Read More »gg

In the realm I’m known as “Theal’crast Wickendel” (but you can call me “Wick”) you’ll recognize me if you see me: there’s not too many… Read More »Offline

Bluetooth really freaks me out, worse than public wifi networks, worse than public bathrooms without toilet paper; I heard it gives you brain cancer, and… Read More »Me Talk Techie One Day

Sometimes I feel mechanical: like one day scratch my arm, look beneath the skin, and realize… I’ve gone Terminator.   Try as I might to… Read More »That Robotic Itch

I once got zapped by lightning at the computer while playing Call of Duty. I felt it thru the mouse, a small jolt. The computer… Read More »Super

I don’t mind being monitored:   the tracker in my car that reports to my insurance, the security cameras at work that never blink, the… Read More »Greater Than, Not Equal To

Our family’s first GPS, we named “Gertrude.” It was Dad’s idea—she had a slight British accent, and it just seemed to fit.   “In half… Read More »Never Lost

I dream in unsolved puzzles, trying every angle, every twist and turn, returning again and again like a computer: attempting to brute force my way… Read More »This Curious Machine