My self-driving car is too slow;
it takes forever to get anywhere.
I would teleport instead
but it gives me a headache.
Actually, I wanted to go to Mars
for a quick weekend overnight,
but tickets were sold out. Oh well,
it’s cold there this time of year anyway.
I could stay at home but lately my
holograms have been buffering
all the time. All I want to do is
watch the game in 3D!
I’m also trying to stay away from
my fridge. It auto-fills with what I eat—
which is mostly junk—and I hate taking
diet pills. I lose weight too fast.
At least I’m not at work—TGIF, right?
The robots I manage are
always breaking down. Sometimes,
I have to do the work for them.
And my boss is always wanting to do
weekly video chats—he’s old fashioned
that way. That means I need to shower
and look presentable at home—oy!
Instead of going out, I guess I’ll
hook up my VR and go to a virtual club.
I met a really cute girl last week,
but it turns out she was actually a dude.
One day, technology will catch up
to where I’m at. One day, I’ll
wake up and everything will just work.
Then, I can stop complaining.