So, if you’re here, you’ve probably been Googling me. I’ll save you a bunch of clicking around and hit on some of the main points.
Myles is a half straw man, half animorph, and 2 ounces Martian. He was raised by chipmunks who taught him the importance of saving for winter and to never go nuts.
Myles is also a psychic and can correctly predict your future 12.3% of the time…provided he has just the right mood candle.
Also a writer, also an absurdist, Myles lives in Columbus, Ohio with his cat. The two get along as well most of the time, provided she’s not drinking from the kitchen sink.